Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Time for a Spanking

You all know how much time I've spent driving my two sons to basketball practices, camps and games, right? I've never complained because I've heard many books on tape and finished lots of knitting in the process. But...

I'm pretty certain that with all of their talent and gorgeous genius, neither of them will grow to be a Lebron James. And, I'm equally certain, without any doubt, that LeBron's mamma spent far more time driving that giant from one basketball event to another. Having said all of that, I don't care how big or rich any of my children ever become, if any of my boys, evah think about telling me to sit my %$#& down because some fool decided to foul said son and nearly knock me out of my chair in the process, let it be known that I would pull out my belt, water bottle or even my shoe and beat the living daylights out of that child.



That's Lebron's mother in the white tee... the tiny woman he is yelling at

7 comments:

carlita dee said...

Oooh, girl. And he's still living?

Ina said...

Um, yeah, he wouldn't be my first pick for a role model.

Sheila said...

He would be on the DL and not due to an injury while playing basketball.

Lynn said...

Well they took down the video, but I'm right there with you. I don't care HOW old or famous my kids get; I am their momma and they will show me respect!

BrownBerry said...

Mom must be re-evaluating the phrase "home training" right about now.

No excuse.

Anonymous said...

No way. I had to watch that a couple of times. No way. >:-( on Lebron.

Two Cables and a Frapp said...

Too rude.